Yes, that’s right. You heard me right. A company called Heelarious got the bright idea to make heels for babies aged 0 – 6 months. Don’t believe me? Here’s the link.
heežlaržižous [he-lair-ee-uhs] – noun:
Extremely funny, completely soft shoes for babies
0-6 months designed to look like high heels.
Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight).
Not intended to harm children in any way.
WARNING: May cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal). It should say may make your baby look like Ms. Piggy!
Laughing at your baby? That’s just wrong. What happened to just making them smile or make cute noises?And what’s the point of playing dress up at that age? Let your baby be just that, a baby. There’s plenty of time to wear heels and fancy dresses. Let them go play like they should be. Kids are growing up way too fast these days as it is, we shouldn’t make it happen even faster than it needs to be.
